kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

Reblogged from pizza ✌
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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

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Anonymous said: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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rodack:

RWJ has been trapped inside of a windowless cube for almost 10 years now, the walls, ceiling, and floor are just comic strips, his only contact to the outside world is through a camcorder that automatically uploads his hours of insane, near incoherent ramblings to a cloud storage for a video production company in new york that then severely edits down the footage into something presentable for the front page of youtube

rodack:

RWJ has been trapped inside of a windowless cube for almost 10 years now, the walls, ceiling, and floor are just comic strips, his only contact to the outside world is through a camcorder that automatically uploads his hours of insane, near incoherent ramblings to a cloud storage for a video production company in new york that then severely edits down the footage into something presentable for the front page of youtube

sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

bennybatch:

I’M 

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CRYINGGGGG OMFG BENEDICT 

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"bitch these flowers are cute but i’m flawless"

(x)

sayyedmuhammad:

Names of all the martyrs that fell in Gaza written and put on al-Rawché Rock

Beirut - Lebanon

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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2-shane-s:

DAMN!!! THAT MOTH HITTIN THE BLUNT DAMN !!!!!

2-shane-s:

DAMN!!! THAT MOTH HITTIN THE BLUNT DAMN !!!!!

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